plastic

i bought a washing basket. it is white.

body of christ

it seems to be the going thing these days to post conversations, and since its easter and i havn’t posted in ages here is a log (which i found amusing) of my confusion over this holiday

L: remember no eating meat today!
jig: yeah but dont get why
L: because today is when Christ was hung on a cross
jig: yeah i know that
jig: but why cant we eat meat?
jig: whats that got to do with jesus dieing?
L: disresectful, eating red meat would be a symbol of eating him… no that doesnt sound right…
jig: but he is made of bread wafers
L: jesus was a symbol of a lamb who died for our benefit, and therefore eating meat would be disrepectful
jig: people eat him all the time in church
L: but thats different
jig: speaking of, how many of those wafer things do you need to eat before you have a whole jesus
L: in the presbytarin church it is bread not wafers
L: so i guess in a lifetime you could eat enough wafers and drink enough wine to consumer an entire jesus
jig: makes you wonder if he was on the fat side of things
jig: i mean he has been eaten from for ages
jig: and there is still enough to go around
L: well he is eternal or something, so i guess he just keeps reproducing limbs after they are eaten or something

which also brings me to the point, how did easter turn into the egg giving tradition it is? what does chocolate eggs, and rabbits have to do with jesus dieing?

next gen

with all this talk about the next generation of consoles its getting quite exciting, of course i wont have the money to buy one but that isn’t the point. I am still looking for work, does anyone have a job for me? i’d really appreciate it. As for the lack of updating, meh nothing interesting has been happening in my life anyway, got my bike serviced so i’ll be riding more now and so hopefully getting more fit, dunno how my skin in the sun will feel… will probably burn in a second due to its lack of vitamin d or whatever the sun gives you. meh. im going to centerlink.

attack

this made me laugh. now back in the day the monarch would make knights to fight in their name and protect stuff, i could just imagine the likes of bill gates and elton john running into battle donned with armor.
“shit its the queens knights of the most excellent order! they shall kill us with song and windows! run for your lives!”
now maybe its just me but doesn’t the order sound like something bill and ted would make up?
EXCELLENT!!!! **strums air guitar**