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drivy drivy

8/28/2005

i went driving and for the first time it had a few disasters. first the car didn’t start, but after a short ring to nrma (help) they got it started, maybe it was the battery, maybe it was the connection… who knows, so then we started driving north. our destination? the fabulous (cough) city of gundagai. they have a mcdonalds there… and a lookout which has condoms and wrappers all over it (who’d have thought people have sex at lookouts) anyway i digress, on the way to gundagai liz wet herself. we had a big mcdonalds lunch (i had some cajun nuggets which are NOT that hot) and on the way home we decided to go via wagga wagga. we got lost. liz decided it’d be a good idea to ask some local farmer directions so we stopped at a house. noone was home. then the car wouldn’t start. so here we are lost at some dudes house and no other houses nearby without a starting car. lucky for us some local farmer type guy drove past and we hailed him down. he said he has some jumper leads just down the road so he went to get them and i tried starting the car again… it started… so here we were in a working car while some guy is off getting jumper leads for us. we pretended it didn’t work when he came back and i “tried to give it one more go”, he seemed a bit peeved that it now suddenly worked but anyway liz asked for directions and we were off on our way. got home safe and sound.

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8 Comments »

  1. You should have just left, that would have been funnier, then you could have had some crazy psychopath chasing you down.

    Comment by Sin Ogaris — 8/29/2005 @ 22:09

  2. I didnt wet myself! Just looked like i did. And that would be right, make it all look like it was MY fault that we got lost and that the car wouldnt start. Thats the last time i offer to take you driving!

    Comment by Liz — 8/30/2005 @ 11:35

  3. i was joking :( anyway it was my fault we got lost because i wanted to go a retarded way home

    Comment by Jig~ — 8/31/2005 @ 18:26

  4. I forgot to mention in my first comment, did you and Liz have sex at the lookout, I mean, since that’s what it appears to be there for?

    Comment by Sin Ogaris — 9/1/2005 @ 23:05

  5. no

    Comment by Jigarbov — 9/1/2005 @ 23:05

  6. Elaborate.

    Comment by Sin Ogaris — 9/1/2005 @ 23:09

  7. Some major false advertising on behalf of McDonalds. those nuggets are nothing, yet they really do taste like shit when you cover half in the spicy sauce and the other half in sweet and sour sauce and then put the whole thing in your mouth.

    Comment by weshead — 9/21/2005 @ 12:21

  8. Wes, you’re such a rebel.

    Comment by Sin Ogaris — 10/8/2005 @ 22:00

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