Here is an abstract of today’s conversation between Jessness and I.
Jig: will you go out with me?
Jessness: sure, why not
Jig: woo, by the way you’re dumped
Jessness: that sucks, I hate you
Jessness you’re dumped too
Jig: i totally dumped you first
Jessness: You’re such a bitch
Jig: no point dealing with all the shit inbetween
Jessness: true, it’s like a 50 yr relationship condensed into about 1 minute
Jig: well now we can get on with the rest of our lives, and not have to wonder about what_could_have been because we _did_.
Jessness: i’m so going to go and screw your best friend
After that we got married (see 21-oct-05).
p.s. Jessness is not my sister, because unlike Duncan (Sin), I don’t confuse my ex-girlfriend (current wife) and my sister up.
p.p.s. Also as I thought, someone decided to be funny (Rheece) and decided to have me marry Joel and my sister. Well I guess at least I’m not married to Simone like Rheece is.
You’re still a bitch
Comment by jess — 10/22/2005 @ 01:39
I’m so hurting you when I come down next weekend. Oh and face it Tim, you want this girl, so just go out with her already.
Comment by Sin Ogaris — 10/22/2005 @ 10:50
Tim… you are married to Simone, and have been for some time now. Are there problems in your relationship? Maybe you should see a marriage counsellor.
Comment by Sin Ogaris — 10/23/2005 @ 09:51
no i’m pretty sure i said i’m not married to her.
Comment by Jigarbov — 10/23/2005 @ 21:13
two timing bastard. you’re never getting my ipod.
Comment by jess — 10/23/2005 @ 22:32
Does she not share your last name, oh wait, I think she does, herego… married.
Comment by Sin Ogaris — 10/24/2005 @ 07:00
jess: :(
sin: no she doesn’t anymore, it was only for school, and it was because the stupid school system couldn’t cope with having kids in the same family with different last names.
Comment by Jigarbov — 10/24/2005 @ 07:20