5/3/2008
Girls are strange beings. On my flight to Canada I was sitting next to a lady called Fiona. Short, really skinny (a little disturbingly so) and 33 (I guessed 32 before she told me… so close!) She seemed quiet and a little bit scared. I asked if she was ok and she said that she was scared of flights ever since she went sky diving. She talked a lot, but I guess it made her feel better to talk because she looked a lot less freaked out as time went by. She ordered a beer and offered me one, I politley declined because I don’t often drink. She didn’t like that response and said she would feel bad and offended if I didn’t let her buy me a drink for making her feel better. I said fine, it was her money anyway. A drink wouldn’t hurt.
She kept talking, I kept responding like I was interested “oh really?” “and then what?” “what did they say” It made the time go faster than complete silence and the battery in my laptop had run out hours before so I had nothing better to do anyway.
Not sure how it ended up at it, but by the end of the flight she had given me her phone number in Canada and offered to take me with a few of her friends camping in a few weeks time if I was still in the neighborhood. Noone ever gives me their number so I was a little surprised. I took it but had no intention of calling.
I walked off the plane, got my luggage and my Visa. Went home with Florence and gave her the piece of paper with the girls number on it to dispose of. She ripped it up and threw it out.
The end.
And then I found 20 dollars!
12:53 ::
lol (the $20)
Comment by rheece — 5/3/2008 @ 17:09
“EN DEN?…EN DEN?!” As soon as your taken all the girls come out of the woodwork! (not to be confused with the woodwork room Mr Bath!) Who knew you were such a charmer Tim? Answer: Katrina and her jumper!
Comment by Leo — 5/3/2008 @ 18:15
Oh my fucking god
I hate you.
Comment by Jade — 5/5/2008 @ 18:48
but why???
Comment by Jigarbov — 5/6/2008 @ 04:01
YOU CAN NOT JUST PICK UP AND MOVE COUNTRY!
Comment by Jade — 5/6/2008 @ 11:25
Aaah but I did! So apparently I can!
Comment by Jigarbov — 5/7/2008 @ 02:15
Fine.
You’re stupid.
Comment by Jade — 5/7/2008 @ 10:53
ruffle ruffle lmao lmao lol lol
Comment by rheece — 5/7/2008 @ 18:46