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Hunter

9/17/2008

I have recently begun hunting. I went to the local hunting store (Walmart) and picked up the essentials, bait, traps and various other instruments of death. These animals had been plaguing my existence the last few days but it was time for payback. I artfully lay the traps in special places where I was sure they would venture. Like a buffalo going to the waterhole, it was inevitable that they would follow this path. Fey prefers poison, they eat it and then die in a corner somewhere to rot but not only does this not give any instant gratification but it can end in a very smelly mess. Plus if you wanted to skin them an eat them later there is no chance. I prefer decapitation. This lets the blood flow out of their bodies and in case times are tough you can always skin them and eat them later or even pop them in the freezer if there is enough room, they can get quite big. It’s a quick death with traps, there is no agonising screams as the poison takes hold and dries out their insides.

My prey didn’t stand a chance. I have caught 3 now. Hopefully soon the mice will be eradicated.

03:55 ::

5 Comments »

  1. Canadian Psycho much!

    Comment by Leo — 9/17/2008 @ 09:50

  2. WHAT ARE YOU KILLING!?

    Comment by Jade — 9/17/2008 @ 10:24

  3. Your horrible!

    Comment by Jamie — 9/18/2008 @ 19:38

  4. hey! the mice started it by eating my food!

    Comment by Jigarbov — 9/19/2008 @ 18:59

  5. Pffft your food is probably dumb anyway! Nothing can beat good olg aussie tucker so there! =P
    BTW you couldv’e tried callimg me again you know! Rather than just call once and leave me hanging!!!! Sheesh Louise!
    xoxo

    Comment by Jamie — 9/24/2008 @ 20:50

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